lol

One of my first jobs was a barn hand, and I had to watch this process happen. I scooped countless stalls, shoveled more shit than you can imagine, picked up dead goats in a Bobcat, been an assistant on a nailing, been kicked a few times, had to learn how to put my balls to the side to ride bareback..

I witnessed this once and I will never forget the phrase, casually said: "Oh damn, this boy's real rocky in 'ere".

Horse people just crave that horse dick 24/7

This isn't somebody going to this much trouble so they breed with their own mares. Stud fees can go for $600 a fuck, to astronomical levels if the horse has a competitive pedigree. At the barn that I worked at, one of our sires was a five digit fee, and the most expensive two minutes a person can spend on a thing.

Horses are dumb.

I work with a former horse vet tech. Apparently you also have to have a lawyer come watch the horses fuck if they're thoroughbreds.

Yeah, it gets ridiculous when pedigree comes into play.

Nobody really cares who Sam the Horse is fucking, but the ones with sentences for names? There's some millionaires involved.

I'm misremembering the name, but one of ours was something like "Coosa Down by the River, Softly".

Coosa kicked the shit out of me, and it warms my heart to know that thing is gluing together elementary school art somewhere.