Aubrey McFate - 2008-03-18 He solves practical problems.
Gamara II - 2008-03-18 I used to think dauschunds were horrible purse-dogs, but I have realized the error of my ways. Thank you, portal of breaking down negative canine stereotypes.
Screwtape - 2008-03-18 Maximum adorableness achieved.
Billy the Poet - 2008-03-18 I hope that thing has a shutoff timer, or some clever man's dog is going to be dead of exhaustion in 12 hours or so.
StanleyPain - 2008-03-18 Pretty cool, but damn noisy and a little lazy. Play with your dog, huh?
Still, cute and I don't think I've ever met a dachshund that actually liked to fetch.
fluffy - 2008-03-18 Give the dog an automatic feeder and then it's like you don't have to pay any attention to your pet at all!
Repomancer - 2008-04-05 If you don't mind being knee-deep in poop after a few days.