I watched it without sound. It might be the best thing I've ever seen.

jesus I hate fat people. theyre so fucking useless AT EVERYTHING

Pigs always know when they are being taken to the slaughterhouse, that is why they start squealing.

Those two were making sounds I didn't think a human being could make.

I mean, I'm hoping she just never exerted herself in her life and she's not a fucking asthmatic. I'm really hoping that.

So that's what fat sounds like.

Walking 100 meters up a mild incline? TIME FOR A HEART ATTACK

This woman must stay at the same elevation for the rest of her life. It is her cross to bear.

When I started the clip, I thought you were all meanie weenie hatefuls. "She's not THAT fat," I thought. POETV is just being mean.
Then the drama started. And I SO wanted to be there on that hill, so I could shove her down it.

Its asthma. -1 star for the lack of context.

yeah, the weeziness of the squeals makes me think asthma too.

I didn't see her using an asthma inhaler at any time.

I think she's just a wimp who didn't wanna walk up a hill because there was no chocolate reward at the top.

I thought all Germans were fitness fascists who jog up and down the Alps twice a day. What the fuck happened to the master race?

The real question here is: how did she live in Deutschland her whole life and never encounter a hill?

That lady in black, the not-fat one, was kinda hot. Until I realized she was German, and that under that fashionable black jacket was enough hair to carpet my house.

Do we really want skinny Germans who are able to march over the mountains to conquer Europe?

Fat people have no shame.

YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN

Needs to be heard in slo-mo.

PLEASE DONT MAKE ME WALK UP THIS HILL. I AM FULL OF CHOCOLATE

So, so fat in body and mind.

This didn't give me as many lolz as "Skateboard Fatty" or "Roller Coaster Fatty".

oh fat people, just die already.