I'm going to start praying to Randi's beard. I mean, it's pretty long, and at least if I'm wrong nothing bad will happen. But you guys who don't pray to Randi's beard had better watch out. Does that *look* like a forgiving beard to you? One that will shrug off your transgressions and/or lack of faith?
I hope I'm as beardy and lucid as he is when I'm 80. But I'd like to be more sweary and irascible. I'd also like a solid gold veranda and a monkey butler. Thank you, Jesus. Amen.
Intelligent point made, but minus 1 star each for being incredibly obvious, fairly dull, and mistakenly referring to the Hudson River as "the East River."