i love Maddow way more as a cocktailer than as a political commentator
that isn't to say I dislike her as a political commentator, just trying to explain the depths as to how awesome these recipe videos are
If its 6AM and you're at work, you can skimp on the glass. But if you aren't using a real lime, Rachel Maddow WILL kick your ass.
Forgive me, Ms. Maddow, for I have sinned, but I have seen the error of my ways. From now on I shall only use real limes.
Just fucking watch yourself from now on, buster brown.
|pressed peanut sweepings |
This is the first time I've seen applejack being mentioned outside of wikipedia. This fills me with a certain amount of joy.
I need to buy some super high-end, rarer-than-hen's-teeth booze that miraculous survived ZEE GERMANS, just to mix it with grenadine and lime juice? Really? Because that sounds like mixing some Chateau Lafite Rothschild with Diet Coke.
Fuck no, don't mix it with anything. Buy your cheap cornershop American swill to make your swill American cocktail. You SWINE.
I love you, Rachael.
PS I'm gonna make this, looks good.
Rachel Maddow has a lot of rules about alcohol. I am going to follow them to the latter because honestly she kind of scares me. I also want her to like me.
I love her and I want one of these drinks immediately.
She keeps saying liquor. It is exciting me. Also the video was produced by R.J. Bone and it's a video about cocktails.
So yeah. She does know the right way to use a shaker though.
|The Townleybomb |
Martinis are NEVER SHAKEN YOU GODDAMN LIBERAL FASHIST
I am pro everything about this clip.
Hard drinking lesbians. All the best qualities of boys and girls mixed into a package you will never get to sleep with.
God Damn it.
j lzrd / swift idiot
I swear to god Teener, I'll kick you in your junk so hard, your labia and clitoris will feel like the whole apparatus has been tucked up into your stomach.
Rachie Maddy is OFF LIMITS. NO TOUCHE~!
I'm stealing that line next time I order a drink and they don't shake it vigorously enough.
THERE IS NO REASON NOT TO JUST JUICE THE FRUIT!
There was no part of this I didn't like
I actually didn't mean to troll the users that found Ms. Maddow attractive. She is one hot lady, and if there was ever a poeTV-con in my area, I would totally hump her booth with no hesitation.
BTW, is it wrong to get an erection when she shook that martini shaker?
If it is, then listen, I don't wanna be right.
It's like getting turned on by your maiden high school librarian.
anyone who is attracted to this bitch probably rapes 12 year old boys
"All men who are attracted to good looking women are gay pedophiles. Real straight men masturbate to the Jonas Brothers while crying. This makes sense. I'M NOT IN DENIAL!"
Never mind. Checking the comment history reveals "AfricanScience" to be an obvious racist troll. I mean, you have to do better than:
"this honky bitch has the right idea. i caught my boy LaJohnson starin' at my ass once and i kicked his gayin' off gangsta ass right there. shit just ain't natural! it contradicts the laws of biology n sheeiit. plus, you only a fag if you receive, not if you givin."
lol lookit you honkey dnc card carriers getting all butthurt n shit
You just enjoy raping their feet.
Looks and sounds good, but I DON'T DRINK NO HIGH FALUTIN' LIBERAL DRINK. I'LL STICK TO MY PAST-DUE CASE OF COORS NAD GIT R DUN!!!
Rachel Maddow is basically my favorite human.
I have been gay for her for so many years, good to see her drink brilliance getting more exposure.
|Syd Midnight |
I like the little thumbs-up at "100 proof"
|Goethe and ernie |
"Calvados" hard to pronounce? Auto 1 for stupid Americans.
It's hard to pronounce with a bellyful of 100 proof liquor, dickhole.
We have more nuclear weapons than wherever you're from so nyahh.
|Magical Man from Happy-Land |
rivers cuomo sure knows how to mix a drink.
|Space Helicopter |
She needs to come to my bar again.
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
This is clearly someone I want to drink with.
she likes it, hey Mikey she likes it!
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