The fat guy on his deck with his vampire bat jokes was better.

Even my iPod was annoyed by this. It just stopped responding to touch as if to say "you asked for this, you live with it"

i've never laughed so little

I didn't like this at first, but about 3:30 he starts getting weird

I think this would be better if he cut out the narrative and just did weird noises for 5 minutes and ten seconds.