That turtle isn't legless.

His girlfriend is a bitch.

Should have named him "stumpy."

Raccoons bit all my turtle's limbs, and his head, off. =(

Five stars for calling little coaster things "prosthetics", though.

And the inexplicably jolly music.

+6 for the disgustingly pulsing fleshy flaps where his legs used to be.
-1 for the stupid music.

He said "I want to live."

No, lady, he said EEEHN ENNNH EHHHHHN.

Which, if my Turtle-English dictionary is up to date, means "I AM A GODLESS ABOMINATION. I SHOULD NOT BEEEEE."

Can some explain to me why animal's with disadvantages are being named Lucky? I once heard fiddy-cent say he was the luckiest man Alice because he survived being shot 9 times. Well I've never been shot, not once, doesn't that make me more lucky than 50 cent?

alive^^

Why did he not just pull his legs inside that shell

And the raccoon died of starvation.

The turtle needs WHEELS, like a 2 legged dog. A pair of wheels and a little Volkswagen logo.