WHERE DO YOU GO NOW, MARU. I BET YOU DIDN'T THINK OF WHAT YOU'D DO ONCE YOU'D DONE IT.

heavy lies the crown

You can't spell

ACHIEVEMENT

without

MARU

This is the most inspirational video I've ever seen.

Is this Maru's first taste of the strange and wonderful place called 'out side'?

SPOILER
Maru smells a wall.

I almost likened Maru's athleticism to Chris-Chan's, but thankfully I was in the wrong.

Hillary had Everest, Maru has the shelf (he's even wearing a little climbing harness).

I don't think that harness is properly rated mountaineering equipment

Kitty Condo Challenge!

I claim this shelf in the name of Maru.

That is not a cat! That is a fat midget in a suit!

He got better with practice.

Almost, almost never has it been more apparent in these videos what a fatty Maru is.

chubby cat is boring for a minute and a half

I needed this after Fran Rizzo's cat video. Thank you.

Maru is now king of whatever shitty little place in Japan he was in. Their last king was a dog who could drink a beer.

That harness is messing him up. Cats don't react well to having things wrapped around their bodies.

So much better than my cat. I want to trade.

Cat.

YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK. DID YOU KNOW THAT, PRIVATE MARU?

Needs the rocky soundtrack.