NOWT EEEVEN AWWN CRUH-TCHEZZZZZZ

Wow, louder is not better buddy.

5 Stars even if it's fake. If it's not fake....50,000 stars. Jesus.

Clearly Dr. Funke had more of a background in acting than we were led to believe.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. He IS entertaining.

He reminds me of Peter Breck in "The Beatniks"...

And he's even a Trekkie

"I like to think that I sound like a young Alec Guinness"

Lorenzo St. DuBois step aside, this man is our Hitler!

Jesus God... you'd think that at an acting school, he's learn to maybe... NOT OVERACT?

I'M A BIG OL' ACTOR!! I YELL THE LOUDEST!!! LOOK AT ME!!!

Scary. I SKEEEEEEEEEERDD

"I am a 20-year-old from the Theater Center of the Julliard School. I am the second-shift janitor."

THEY'S SO MANY THANGS AH AIN'T DUUUNNNNNN

Whatever happened to this guy?

This is one of the best submissions to poetv ever.

The internet has turned the outsider video woorld upside down. In a good way.

It sounds like he's trying to channel Ossie Davis

Would have been perfect in a star trek episode

"I like to think of myself as a young, brain-damaged Alec Guinness."

What does he keep looking up at?

dear god, please let me punch this kid in the face one day.

I laughed so hard a hot spicy noodle came out my nose. Nice Grease jacket faghole.

who was he in full metal jacket i dont remember what part he was

"I like this one! He's quirky, talented, and clever!" Wishful thinking, kid.

Editing in a clip of the same scene from the movie was a nice touch.

I said this is a talkie, dammit! You've gotta emote more!

I could see a trekkie really doing this.

I had to stop this at 1:34 because I thought I would shit my pants. For the record, I did....

Oh my god. If this isn't real, I will cry so many tears.

AIN' GUNNA WALK AGAIN!

It is my lifelong aspiration to hurt somebody like this with a cheese grater.

My foot...wants to fly, uncontrollably, into his groin.

The very second you see his face, you know he's going to be the biggest asshole you've ever seen.

Harvard Acting is SO much better than Julliard, you douche.

I wonder what Mr. Kubrick's reation to this was.

I want to send my fist through computer, space, and time to punch him in the sac over and over.

It's like an SNL skit come horribly, wonderfully to life.

This guy isn't a very good actor.

I wonder who he ended up playing in the movie.

His head is permanently tilted to the right. I wonder if it hurts.

he might not be lazy, but his weird ass eye sure as hell is.

He posted a clip on YouTube (now several years older) of him sending up himself. Guess what he's still an Asshole.

oh my god that cannot be real

Pain!

I was so embarrassed for this guy that I had trouble looking at my own monitor.

He's got a you tube page now. He's actually pretty funny. I'm a subscriber.

I have yet to see the word pretentious in these comments yet, so here it is:

Pretentious.

"Oh my God, it's a FIRE!...sale"

If ever a video deserved the 'Acting!' tag, its this one.

So did he get the gig?

Someone HELPED him with this. Someone was there. Someone could have stopped this... GOOD CHRIST WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?

It's a joke. He said as much in more recent videos (I don't think he's on youtube anymore), and for Christ sake, look at it. OF COURSE it's a joke. He did make an audition tape that he sent to Kubrick, but this wasn't it.