I know I've said this before, but: There's a pretty good chance that Micheal Jackson raped Corey Feldman.

And I'm okay with that.

I found this because I had a dream last night about Daniel Radcliffe and Corey Feldman starring in a buddy cop TV procedural. I have only absolute hatred for dan ratcliffe as a person.

Hadn't the country decided Feldman was irrelevant by 1992?

This is an amazing historical document, and must be preserved for all time.

Pumpkininny!

What is Wrong With the World Today?
What’s wrong with the world today, *mumbling*
Think about it, think about it, think, THINK! about it!

Good cops get framed and put into a can
And all the money that we’re making is going to the maaan
(What man, whose the man, when’s a man a man, why’s it so hard to be a man. Am I a man? Yes, technically I am…)

Oohh, come on, sont c'monan... they’re turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers
But what’s the real cost, ‘cause the sneakers don’t seem that much cheaper
Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you got little kid slaves making them,
What are your overheads?

Well, at the end of your life, you are lucky if you die
Sometimes I wonder why I would even try
I saw a man lying on the street half dead
He had knives and forks sticking out of his leg
He said, Ahh ahh ahh ahhhhhhhhwww
Can somebody get the knife and fork out of my leg, please!
(Ooh, could somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees)
This is where we break it down..ooh!

His dancing is very desperate

what the hell is this inane bullshit

one star

Goddamn this needs a 90s tag. Who does he think he is, Terrance Trent D'arby?

Sometimes I look back fondly on the 90s. Not today. Not today.

Hello fellow kids