Long story short, Homicide breaks out a weapon (IN A CAGE MATCH! IMAGINE!) and the Steel Asylum match is thrown out, after around three to four minutes. Homicide tries to climb out the hole at the top of the cage, fails, and then Jeff Hardy appears for no reason.
This is what TNA thought would compete against Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart burying the hatchet on Monday Night Raw.
After the DQ finish to the cage match (a cage you couldn't see through, live or TV mind you), Homicide's climbing (to the chants of "this is bullshit") took FOREVER. It took him a solid 7 or 8 minutes just on the upside down ceiling part.
It's probably really hard to run around and hit marks when wearing a ridiculous mask/pantsuit. A guy failing to stand on a bungee rope momentarily just doesn't have comedy impact. A wrestler calling a cut during a live broadcast was pretty cool though.
Personally I'd like to see more conflict of the Luchadorian variety.