Do you ever wonder if, through some magical Rick and Mortyish shennanigans, the Hannibal Lecter Cinematic Universe crosses over into Hannibal Lecter Bryan Fuller Universe and it just gets really uncomfortable? Like HLCU Jack Crawford is spending an unnatural amount of time talking about how he has no problems whatsoever being black in a parallel universe and you normally wouldn't have assumed otherwise but he's talking about it, like, way too much? And HLCU Hannibal turns out to be intensely homophobic and refuses to even look at his HLBF counterparts because "not everyone approves of that way of being up in your face all the time about it you know" and then starts coming up with hypothetical scenarios involving wedding cakes?
.....fuck you. It's been a long, shitty day. Let me have my Hannibal Lecter But Conservative Crossover Fanfic.