Insert "There Will Be Blood" milkshake joke.
Duck Tales, you win for most annoying voices on a cartoon. My ears haven't bled this hard since Muppet Babies.
He probably balked when he found out insurance costs money.
Come to think of it, about half of Scrooge's adventures are initiated by a problem which could have been fixed in advance if he weren't such a tightwad.
I used to do impressions of this for a friend of mine and she laughed so hard she nearly choked. This is seriously one of my favorite things to quote, ever.
I don't remember much of Duck Tales, but for some reason I distinctly remember this. When I saw the title I heard it in Alan Young's inimicable Scottish brogue.
I remember this same bit in the Carl Barks comics and it was just a lovely little throwaway line in one panel which effortlessly painted a picture a world of untold promise and mystery. This is, uh, a little overdone!