he has one of those pulley systems to help him get out of bed in the morning, or if you listen to crazy people, maybe aliens help him. my physics teacher told the class that aliens built the pyramids
This is evidently why my weightlifting is so often sneered at by the weightlifting community at large - I lack a fridge door handle around which I can wrap my meaty mits, for greater stability.
FOOD IN THE FRIDGE!
To be fair, under all that disgusting jelly is a fairly strong man. You can see the muscles in his back as he bends down. He just needs to lose about 60 pounds of fat; not an impossible task.