If it can make women with functional vaginas for Riker, why not?

holy shit, this

https://youtu.be/hi2HO5e_oeM

Star Trek: Borg the interactive game with Q! From 1996, I can't believe there is something Star Trek from the cannon that I haven't seen!

Cursory research has shown me that, horror of horrors, it was an officially licensed show... part of some "Paramount On Ice" routine in 1992 at the aforementioned joyless amusement park in what turns out to be Mason, OH. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np6jJ7CaLJc

Don't you slander King's Island. It's a pretty good amusement park if you live in Dayton, Columbus, or Cincinnati and don't want to drive all the way up to Cedar Point.

When I was a kid we'd visit the grandparents in Wisconsin and go to Noah's Ark in the Wisconsin Dells.. last time I checked Noah's Ark and Mt. Olympus were both Largest Waterpark in the Midwest; does King's Island have proof of this ?

And even today one of my favorite things to do in the summer is go to Enchanted Forest in Kaiser Oregon and eat some mushrooms. You get to step out of a haunted house and there's abraham lincoln! And as far as culture goes, when I was in London the only show that wasn't completely sold out (but almost packed) was Starlight Express, a musical about anthropomorphic trains on rollerskates doing backflips and such and that was right in the middle of West End and it kicked ass!

But the needs of the many do not include space hockey rinks

It appears to be so, but I was a little young too. When I was a kid Star Trek was the boring one your Dad liked, mostly because it was so dialogue driven, full of philosophy and other things an 8 year old wouldn't like or care about. So now it's great whereas Star Wars is pretty poorly written when you break it all down; I guess it's kind of like trying to get kids into Dr. Who.

All ST:TNG episodes where shot on 35mm film because they wanted to preserve the transfer quality. I think they had long aspiration for the series.

But yeah, that set is from SW:ROTJ. They probably recycled the rink from another show.

Back to the skaters.

An entire life of dedication and practice to culminate into this, after a shitty regional competition.

Stay in school.