|Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2015-10-13 |
Everything this guys says is perfectly rational + very relevant to dice manufacturing. It was genuinely interesting.
Mr. Purple Cat Esq.
Making (lets say) the best dice in the world id certainly a bigger accomplishment than having stuck ur weiner in a particular hole. In fact, how obsessed people are about their genitals and whether or not they are in conjunction with another set of genitals is pretty funny.
+ you *know* he is gettin mad pussy from golddiggin bitches after his vast dice empire wealth!
Well, I meant more his obsession with dice might have barred his way from having a loving, intimate relationship with something other than a 5-tittied Leopard-woman that is a figment of his imagination.
But sure, wiener in a hole is still kind of more important than this.
Purple Cat is a virgin.
Well, what if you're playing D&D, and you need to roll a Nat 20 to pass a seduction check on this uber-hot elf princess you just met at the inn? You dorky alphas with the crap dice, you'll be wishing you'd spent more time making the world's most perfectly-balanced dice then.
OR you could do like real-life 'charisma-driven' characters and just talk to every last uber-hot elf princess until one of them makes a mistake....? You're bound to get a 20 on one of your stoat-hypnotizes-rabbit-style attacks, sooner or later. Plus they get less hot once they say no, and more hot once they say yes, and NOT because you're lying to yourself. Definitely NOT.
Meanwhile, I will be there to assist you, no real drive-stat to my character, as I talk to her library cleric friend for an hour until I get to know her well enough to make the 3 I'm about to roll all the more painful.
Also, Purp droppin' mad science.
I may or may not have laughed so hard that I farted.
|Nominal - 2015-10-13 |
Hickory dickory dock! 5th edition can suck my cock!
|chumbucket - 2015-10-13 |
Used pack of crappy dice: .00
|Bus_Aint_Comin - 2015-10-13 |
fuck and i just bought a bunch of chessex :( goodbye saving throws!
|That guy - 2015-10-13 |
I skipped in to about 2:00 and only moments later, he says 'a dice' instead of 'a die'. That's all I need to know.
|Lef - 2015-10-13 |
Without a doubt, Game Science dice are the best for fair play, but who wants to play nice?
A true player cheats to live and lives to cheat.
Step 1 - Buy cheap ass dice, the ones with the sloppiest numbers possible. They're the easiest to tamper with. White numbers are the best.
Step 2 - Get a metal pick and scratch in a one ("1") in front of the 8, 6, 4.
Step 3 - Use a white crayon (or white paint if you're skilled) and fill in the new 1's.
You are now the proud owner of rigged dice. If you're paranoid, get a send D20 of the same color so you can swap it out if the dungeon master gets suspicious.
also, he sells dime bags
I own game science dice, quality stuff.
Lef, the group and I talked it over and we're going to have to ask you to leave the game.
It works beautifully. One's are really easy to scratch, make sure it's the cheap dice, with simple ones that look like 'l' and not the baster '1'
If you have skills, also change the 10 to an 18, three 18's on one die can be really helpful, but it can look sloppy.
|homogenousemptytime - 2015-10-13 |
Those poor characters who died, needlessly, as a result of inferior quality dice...
|Robin Kestrel - 2015-10-15 |
I have a light blue zocchihedron that's 30 years old.
|Killer Joe - 2017-06-15 |
They got a d3 and d5? That's a thing? Neat!
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