That would be a nice sequel to his previous interaction with nerd culture, when Inigo Montoya himself had to go on TV and tell Cruz to stop making Princess Bride references.

The only good thing about Cruz is his willingness to bring down the military budget. Rubio wants to increase it by a trillion dollars. Because he's an idiot.

Ha Xeno that is awesome! Sanders Patinkin 2016!

Wallace Shawn can be Secretary of Defense.

"Mr. Secretary! The Joint Chiefs are recommending we get involved in a land war."

".....WHERE."

*checking polls*
FUCK

Face it, we're getting Trump.

Trump basically implied last night that friends and families of terrorists should be executed, to much applause. :(

You're kidding, right? Please be kidding/mistaken/confused.

The 4 main GOP candidates are terrifying.
The Dem leader is POS Clinton.
Fuck.

What would be funny in a movie, not real life, is that Trump just won't even dogwhistle talk to the GOP base. He just says whatever he wants and dares the others to try to walk the tightrope of running to the left of him on most things.

Does anyone know if Trump is running toward the religious right in other ways??
I know that he flopped on abortion. Anything else?

Nope, Carson actually said something worse, basically using his experience as a brain surgeon saying that it's better to just mercifully finish the job than to beat around the bush, so to speak, implying that civilian casualties, including chldren, are a necessary norm.

I can't find a good clip of it, but he wasn't the one being booed here, it was the guy asking the question after Carson said that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPfQCpyzErs

we be fucked.

The civilian deaths by the West in fighting Islamicism are a necessary evil. There's no way around it short of rolling over and throwing money at them.
But that's just all the more reason not to have a current-style GOP president, nor a stupid one, let alone both, which is what the GOP is about to offer, no matter who of their top 5 they nominate.

You guys put in for your 2017 HAARP time? The list is getting pretty long now that Christmas is approaching. It cost me the copyright to my DNA, but I got 20 minutes of psychotronic projector array time Inauguration Day 2017. My only question is, what will President Trump say during his inauguration speech?

A.) An advertisement for poeTV where he confesses to be the source of all wolf urine, and the brood queen of juggalos.
B.) Declare he is a sentient alien hair monster and Donald was merely a vassal for the purposes of global domination.
C.) Fuck it, we'll do it live.

Cruz DOES look like Vader without the mask from the end of Jedi. Also, this ad is genius and is totally going to work.

Ya know what, I'm just going to put it here because anywhere else would get all pissy about it, but a simple solution to gun control is that if you wanna form a Militia then you better get ready to go overseas and fight ISIS with your guns. Constitutionally you signed up for this shit. If you own a powerful firearm get the fuck over there already. Ted Cruz can go in first.