it's not here already because it isn't really that interesting. what WOULD be interesting is if the hedge maze changed so that the person walking through it didn't just know that some chodes dressed like bushes were fucking with them.
I want there to be some mastermind with a fluffy white persian cat steepling his fingers as he watches this on CCTV, laughing his sinister mastermind laugh.
I'd imagine most of the world's sinister masterminds are too busy trying to laser 007's groin off to screw around with people's heads by having hedge mazes cage them in.