Cold Steel Vietnam Tomahawk

Help keep poeTV running

And please consider not blocking ads here. They help pay for the server. Pennies at a time. Literally.

Comment count is 20

fermun - 2009-11-20

He attacks a car hood, an ally of the car door. Is this why the doors hate us?

athodyd

- 2009-11-20

Needs a "black shorts and black turtleneck tag" because holy shit nobody can pull that look off better than a fat man with a tomahawk

baleen

- 2009-11-20

note the distinctive nose flairing as he excites himself into an ecstatic narrative presence.

pineapplejuicer

- 2009-11-20

you had me at punctured cow skull

memedumpster

- 2009-11-21

"Fuck you, dinner!"

oddeye

- 2009-11-20

You can't use that as a pipe. Fuck you cold steel.

freedoom

- 2009-11-21

Cold Steel believes you should make a separate pipe from the bones of your enemies.

j lzrd / swift idiot

- 2009-11-21

It took me a good fifteen seconds before I realized oddeye wasn't making a Mayor Haggar joke. Because beating your enemies with a pipe then piledriving them is much more butch than a tomahawk.

William Burns

- 2009-11-21

They were giving out these videos as promos last Christmas at my local fake nerd cutlery store. They know their fucking audience.

sunisevil

- 2009-11-21

He hates these cans!

Dicknuts

- 2009-11-21

The fat man he sweats.

His Tomahawk swinging hard.

Holes in my barrel.

The Mothership - 2023-03-04

Your haiku deserves praise.

Goofy Gorilla - 2009-11-21

Yeah call me when Estwing makes a Tomahawk.

kingofthenothing

- 2009-11-21

The top of the line in fucking up your ex-girlfriend's car. Teach that cheating bitch a lesson... with Cold Steel!

Caminante Nocturno

- 2010-06-20

Every purchase of Cold Steel merchandise ends with a repair bill, a restraining order, and a lifetime of indignant misogyny.

Camonk

- 2009-11-21

What is it with fat dudes and those casual short sleeve over-shirts. Do they think those tent-sized masses of fabric make them look thinner?

dueserpenti

- 2009-11-21

Why are weapon enthusiasts, whether for guns or blades, always fat? Does being fat make you love weapons, or does enthusiasm for weapons kill your thyroid or something?

Doomstein

- 2009-11-21

When you're fat your fighting ability is diminished. Weapons are a fat man's only line of defense next to the attacker slipping on some tasty gravy carelessly spilled by said fat man.

Squeamish

- 2010-03-22

FAT MEN HATE CARS

The Mothership

- 2015-07-09

Can't believe nobody has yet to make a 'speed holes make the car go faster' joke. Slipping, POEtv.

\| poeTV \| Submit \| Login \|

Random - Hot Videos - Rated: 7 Days \| 30 Days \| All Time - Favorited: 7 Days \| 30 Days \| All Time - Viewed: 7 Days \| 30 Days \| All Time