Plus the NBA would be much better if the participants had to dive through the hoop with the ball in order to score. Maybe low gravity Moon-NBA will get there someday.
Comeuppance Just take the whole damn game up in the air in a C-130 and freefall-zero-gravity that bitch.
Syd Midnight Indoors in some fabulously expensive underground lunar stadium? Or wearing spacesuits and using a specially designed space basketball and hoop on the side of a lunar landing module to have a pick-up game or shoot some hoops? That would be an awesome way of saying "Hi we're America, fuck you moon."
twinkieafternoon Put yo body through the hoop of you feel right
these rats'll take you into overtime
welcome to the rat jam
score two points
get a treat
it's the rat jam